Retiring the legend

After months of negotiations, reduced service and special assignments – the Chrysler Town and Country (aka ‘Big Blue’) has elected to retire. 

Said DRW: “It’s a sad day but his performance had declined to such a level, I could no longer be convinced of Big Blue’s ability to deliver at the level I expected.  Lease roads are tough on a minivan and really- it probably wasn’t a great fit for his skill set. After deliberations with the board, we felt it was in the best interest to allow Big Blue to exit with full benefits.  We wish him well on his well deserved retirement.”

The search for a new pool vehicle has already begun. 

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