In an effort not to be blocked by anyone today, I am going to be totally without controversy. What’s the deal with seedless grapes? How do they grow more?

Also. In this week’s edition of “the most creative way to ignore the actual statistics of an outbreak but protect yourself in the wake scary news reports”… I offer this photograph. I’m not sure of the science of the apparatus, but I’m pretty sure it works. Hard to kiss someone with a water jug on your head.

And finally, not to hit the all clear and send crude oil back to $62/bbl (because that would be too easy), but there have now been 170 cured to match the 170 dead.